RS Nazi Zombies vs Elvira's Vampires in Carpathian temple to Obscene Gods!

Running from the Dalek menace a rag-tag fleet escaped to interplanetary space. Where can they go? 

Where can they find some isolationist country? 

Humans, beware of any nation who's leader and advisors starts acting irrational, sprouting extreme right wing dogma and wearing ill fitting wigs.

But first, they need a new leader. New blood, even if second hand.

Deep in a hidden Carpathian valley* stands the altar to gods older than time and impatient nature.

*I need to get more scenery. There should be entrance via the cafe and exit through the gift shop.

Elvira needs to get her family restored to their former glory.  To this purpose captives are taken and transported to the temple.

Back in the day, every adventure series (The Saint, Avengers, Man from UNCLE etc.)  featured fanatic neo nazis getting ready to reinvigorate a new Reich using stolen gold and possibly genetics with a smattering of eldritch science.  This should be a Hammer Horror production!

Helps to sort this stuff out beforehand unless you enjoy mathematical sidelines!

Normal move Crawl 1” Sneak 2” Walk 2” Run 4” Sprint 6”

Fast move 3 Crawl 1” Sneak 2” Walk 2” Run 7” Sprint 9”

Action Civvy 12 Rest 8 Reactive 7

Reaction Civvy 14 Rest 10 Reactive 9

Unt Saucer Crew Total 202  Tactical discipline Hard to kill 3 wound chits.

Underoffizer Fritz, Leadership 2 Psi, Marksman2, steadfast3 18 SMG (4) 6 Total 42

Boomenbangentroopen Adolf Eirich Psi, Marksman1, steadfast3 18 2x stun grenade 8 Total 26

Shootentroopen Bas, Grad, Hal Psi, Marksman1, steadfast3 18 SMG (4) 6 Total 24

Pointystickgruptroopen. Carl, Ingold Psi, Weaponmaster3, nonreactive, steadfast3 15 Total 17

2 handed sword (3) 2

Elvira and acolytes Total 203

Theme Cultists. Tactical discipline Hard to kill 3 remove wound counters

Elvira Leader 1 Psi, Psi master 3, Civilian, Stealth 3, 26 Total 52

Encourage Roll 7 link giving +1 tgt Activation

Guide Roll 7 link giving +1 tgt Reaction

Mind control Range 10” Tn 13 Los p58

Priest of Lost Souls Civilian, Psi, Psi Master 3, Stealth 3 20 Total 32

Tel. Crush Tn 7, 12” range Los Dam3 attack, called shot equipment. p60

Tel Disarm Tn 10, 8” range Los, weapon 5” away.

Daughter Ambitextrous, Difficult target, Fast 3, Psi, React, Weapon Master 3. 44, Total 48

2 Swords 2

Son Difficult target, Fast 3, Psi, React, Stealth 3 Weapon Master 3. 42, Total 44

Sword 2 2

Just turned. Civilian, Psi, Martial Arts 2, Fast 3. Total 9 x 3

The Game.  Tony took the Nazis.  Here -'s the Vampires preparing to sacrifice a poor young ady just 'cos they can.

Tony as attacker took the initiative and sneaked in a menacing zombie manner.  I tried to spot, but failed.  A heaving bosom will do that for you.

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Boomenbangentroopen take up sniping positions.  This is called subtlty.

Sneaking, sneaking-.

Pointystickgruptroopen Ingold  gets carried away and bashes the young ladies head in a cultural way.

Carl heads for a zombie.

Gets intercepted.  The fight between these 2 is a real ding-dong battle -  Carl's helmet must be of superior manufacture considering the sword strokes it took!

Shootentroopen Bas manages to get 5 activations (yes, 2 20's-) and lets loose on the newbies, killing one and downing another.  The sacrificial victim dives for it.

Carl's helmet goes "boing".  Elvira tries mind control and gives herself a pin.  She's collecting them.

Boomenbangentroopen Adolf lets one off, landing in front of the target - the priest, who's the only one of mine not to be affected.

Underoffizer Fritz grabs Elvira around the waist and hands on.

The priest gets head shot.  Every one of mine gets another pin-.

Boing goes Carl's helmet again.  Do zombies get headaches?

Zombie moves in using the slow manner reserved for the terminally pinned.

Another zombie undeaded.

That was too much for this poor zombie who would have surrendered.  We took that as lost connection with announcement and inverting hourglass.

Having finally managed to slice poor Carl's head off, the last remaining vampire jumps for it pursued by hails of bullets.

No, it's a vampire.  I know what it looks like.  Sneaky types yer vampire.

Elvira captured!  Where can I get an Elvira figure clad in black leather uniform?

Not the best game.  A mostly civilian party can suffer due to lack of initiative and reactions.