All lined up and ready to go |
Or, never give a
psychopathic cultist a cunning plan and a flamethrower. There are a
thousand stories in this city. Give me time.
Never
has your humble chronicler had a more solemn duty to perform than to
report the incidents leading to the death of Mrs Ethel Quatts of
Pewters Lodge, Mons and her young family. British citizens
unlawfully and cruelly cut down by cunning cultist on the streets of
Tokyo.
Regular readers will remember this same lady survived the
strange affair of the Venusian Godzillasaur's rampage at the Tokyo
Municipal Spaceport as reported by your blogger.
Detective Samurai Omatu
of the Tokyo Police was on his last day of duty. He'd been given a
young burnt out Detective as his partner for the last month and he'd
hated every day.
Following a post in A
Fistful of Kung Fu (which we will get, eventually) regarding car
chases I've been wanting to try out my ideas. Back to Tokyo after
the last in our Godzillasaurus series very nearly ended up in one.
But now I have the vehicles to do it. Ok, I haven't painted or based
them. Just pretend not to notice.
This will be a 2-parter
as I've a new piece of scenery I want to use. I must apologise for
the quality of the pictures, everything conspired against us this day
including the death of my wife's mother – and still she put up with
us wargaming, a process that turns our flat upside down.
The Players.
All have been here before so I'm being very lazy, or organised,
delete as preferred.
The Chou family
convoy in front, a fast (Long) car of toughs, a second with Fu
and Su and a lorry with a machine gun hidden in the back.
The The Cult of
Mothra Mechanica. Grey cultists that have played the supporting
role before, got, painted but not used in the Giant Rat of Sumatra
series. Flamethrower and leader in the lead car, another flame
thrower in the second plus a lorry doing a period version of a
transit in the Sweeney*.
The Tokyo Police,
last seen, bought for, painted and used in the finale of
Godzillasaurus. These caroom around in fast cars and are mostly
sword and big pistol merchants who shoot or chop first (as it saves
on the paperwork and interrogations) shouting the Japanese
equivalent of “you're nicked” and “'ave it” rather than
“'allo, 'allo wotsallthis-then?” or “are we in an 'urry sir?”.
*For our colonial
brothers bereft of a proper TV education, a load of narks doin' a
blag would drive up in a transit, jump out all tooled up and precipitous like and
engage in the old ultraviolence. Never did us any harm.
The Game. I
ended up with the Chou's (first time!) proceeding in an orderly
manner. The cultists gave chase, cutting up a lorry that crashed
into an oncoming vehicle (we did the activations, the yellow got 1
and slowed but the other failed all-). Fu realised they are being
chased and pulls over to debus.
(For each section of
road I did a quick D6 roll to see how many other road-users and on
which side, these proceeded at a medium. What I didn't do wax take
into account all the flames and shooting would have had on the
horses. Silly sod.)
Pulling level with the
van the flamethrower gives 'em a tickle, killing the driver and
tragic anti-hero Lin Chou, out of control, the van smashes into a
building but the gun team escape. In response to the crash the area
car turns up from the side road and start to viciously direct
traffic.
Fu's party start to
debus and exchange shots with the police. One bodyguard drops, a 6:1
grisly death. They then depart. The cultists van had been idling
along (if not activated vehicles in motion go 1 Medium), runs
over the dead Chou and is diverted up the side road.
The other car, fed up
with being blocked in, drives up on the curb working around the crash
before mercilessly running over Mrs Quatts. This alerts the ever
vigilant police, the cultists debus and they start shooting at the
police, who are also distracted by the machine gun team. At whom a
few well aimed shots, and being hemmed in by the wreckage, makes them
escape into the buildings.
The cultists wound one
officer. The flamethrower decides to finish him off, but the lorry
is the path. This time the driver keeps control and the vehicle
comes to a halt. Then we roll for casualties – 6 out of 8 perish,
so that will be the petrol tank, an enclosed wooden vehicle and
wearing long robes.
At the accident scene
the rest of the police turn up and start doing the right things.
When the lorry goes up they are blocked in and have to get another
lorry to reverse before the middle car can investigate. It pulls
around the crash and the flamethrower has another go. This time it's
worse, a triple, so the car brews up something nasty. That
effectively blocked the main body of the cops.
Now the remaining
original 3 cops find themselves surrounded on 3 sides by small groups
of cultists unable to get any cover. One does the over-the-bonnet
roll to avoid a flamethrower, but fails. Another gets behind a cart
and takes a pot shot at the cultist leader wounding him. The results
weren't too bad but they were scattered, so we presumed, as the cops
were beginning to creep closer, that they scattered.
So who won? The Chou's
lost 3, 2 scattered, but they got away. The cultists lost 6 and 1
wounded leader, they failed to catch the Chou's. The cops lost 5 and
failed to stop carnage.
Fu parked is overtaken by his doomed lorry |
The machine gun and Fu's crew face off the cops as the cultists zoom by |
Fu being hotly pursued by the area car |
The 2 survivors out of 8, being fanatics, they carry on |
The cop car goes up, all killed |
Add caption |
This cop did the bonnet roll, but it didn't save him. The lorry is burnt to a crisp. |
Harrods is a well known Chinese laundry in Tokyo |
A view to a kill. This is the cultist wot did it - repeatedly |
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