Monday 7 January 2019

RS The Xmas War of 2018

All of you will remember the terrible short civil war of December 2018.  It all started because of the deficit reduction real estate sales:  California and New Mexico in exchange for the building the wall.  Alaska to Russia (for twice the original price, the real deal) plus Puerto Rico and Hawaii to Saudi Arabia.   

The first phase, waves of over-armed citizens trying to ethnically cleanse their own office/school, street, town, county led to over 50% drop in population overnight.  By the end of the holiday only small, isolated and "ethnically pure" groups survived.  Many tried to get through the southern border wall, but only those of Spanish Catholic descent were allowed through.  The rest, bombed, machine gunned and gassed, ripped apart by citizen border patrols just piled up deeper and deeper.  To the North the great lakes became clogged with bodies and burning boats.

Two of the great Eastern powers saw their chance.  First they rearmed the survivors with obsolete weapons and televised the staged battles of the Proxy War.  When those human assets ran out they started manufacturing Autonomous Robotic Specialist Entities to continue the fight.  As a further cost cutting exercise, both established huge coastal factories to produce both the robots and the merchandising for sale worldwide.  Got to collect them all!

There are a million stories from these conflicts.  This is one plus the re-run.

Dense terrain. Ambush. 

Psycho Presents Mercenaries. What is more mercenary than a present?
Elfless, 3 smg's, blunderbus & spear 203

Elfless, Leader 3 Marks3, Reactive. 31 Total 37
Smg(4) Auto, 6

Troopers  Machine Pistol. Pink n Green, Gold.  Diminutive, Mineral, Tough Marksman2 29 Total 35
SMG (4) Auto, 6

Blunderbuss, Diminutive, Mineral, Tough Marksman2, 29 Total 33
Musket (4) reload, 2 handed 4

Polearm, Diminutive, Mineral, Tough Weaponmaster3 26 Total 28
Spear, (2) primitive, long 2


Gingerbread Men Militia. Future Christmas, sword, axe, 2 spear, blunderbus = 200

Future Christmas Ambidextrous, Leader, Veteran, Weapon master3 31 Total 49
2x built in monowire blades (3) Armour piercing 18

Sword, Axe, Agile, Diminutive, Fast2, Mineral, Weapon Master3 26 Total 28
Sword (2) primitive, 2

Spear and shield. Agile, Diminutive, Fast2, Mineral, Weapon master3 26 Total 28
Spear, (2) primitive, long 2

Blunderbuss. Agile, Diminutive, Fast2, Mineral, Marksman3 35 Total 39
Musket (4) reload, 2 handed 4

The Game.  This central base is the target.  I got the Gingerbreads and defending.


You might recognise this as nicked from a certain TV programme.  Supposed to be 28mm, worked perfectly in 6mm and good for 15mm. 

https://www.ainstycastings.co.uk/product/4-wheeled-base-unit-x4/

Guards, we are guarding.


When reaction meets action.


Shooting in support, a miss.


A clash! 


She's down!  Elfless is, well, elf-less.


Hitting the nostalgia trail with this one-.


In one, two, three, out one, two, three-.


Gutted. Gold is topped and shredded.  Ripped and torn.



Still guarding.



Another clash of mini titans.


An exchange but no result.


20:1 is a gruesome wipeout. Sliced, diced, buttered and creamed.


Some leader, Future Santa does a runner in panic.



Blunderbus steps up to the mark, blows one to crumbs then does a runner-.



The parcels start to envelope the stationary Ginger Breads.


Future Santa regains his mojo, but loses it to a sleet of lead.



A quick charge and another parcel is franked!  This game is- brutal.


Blunderbus roars and there's wrapping shed n shred.


That leaves one polearm packing parcel vs 2 ginger.  Time to depart post haste.


Game 2 - A cluster of parcels?  Pile?  A happy? Sack?


The ginger gladiators proceed with caution-.


Teamwork.


An opportune dash-.


Dramatic dice rolling.  Oh no, a reaction and the gun burps its song of death and destruction.  The chips are down and the crumbs fly!


But 2 can play at that game, a blunderbus bangs!


Stay in cover lad-.


And another mown down like so much confectionery.


Hiding-.


Parcel Force looking strong.


Spear dashes in where others fear to tread.


And pays the price.  No hanging about here, is there!


Sword suffers same fate.


That just leaves Future Santa who realises that if he's not careful there's going to be a lot of disappointed kids-.


Multiple characters legging it.  So many quick deaths.  A change from the norm!

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